Sick Humor:

Sick Humor: “It’s Always Darkest Before The Dawn”…..And Other Useless Crap.

Albert Einstein was quoted as saying “Two things are infinite; the universe and human stupidity…and I’m not sure about the universe.”  Well, Mr. Einstein, while I think your hairstylist apparently went to the Cosmo Kramer School of Coif Design, you may have hit the nail on the proverbial he

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Sick Humor: You know you have Lupus or (an Invisible Disease) when…(Part 2)

(This funny list was written by the members of our message boards It made me laugh, and I wanted to share it with all of you) Your mother-in-law calls to ask you to tape her soaps and you agree. Your husband then tells you, "We don't have a VCR", then you say, "Yes we do, in the bedroom beside

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Sick Humor: “The Lupus of News”

It started with Jon Stewart on The Daily Show saying, or should I say singing that Fox news was "the lupus of news" Saying it was like an autoimmune disorder that attacks itself, etc. I personally thought it was funny. We all have to have a sense of humor, right? Plus he did use it in the right cont

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Sick Humor: You know you have Lupus or (an Invisible Disease) when...

Sick Humor: You know you have Lupus or (an Invisible Disease) when…

May is Lupus Awareness Month! This funny list was written by the members of our message boards It made me laugh, and I wanted to share it with all of you. Sometimes it pays to have a sense of humor! Any conversation can suddenly turn into a round of "Charades". A "good hair day" is whe

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Sick Humor: Memo to boss: Top Five Reasons I Hate My Desk

1) Ergonomically correct does not mean looks pretty: I get that it is all smooth and shiny with that elegant dark faux-wood look, but functional can be combined with pretty. Figure it out, before you cripple me. 2) Sure make me feel short: I understand that I am just on the cusp of petite, believe

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Sick Humor: The But You Don’t Look Sick Rap

The But You Don't Look Sick Rap :) Yo, yo But You Don't Look Sick Hail to da spoon lady I'm a spoonie, your sick buddy or your roomie Wobble like a weeble or a frail old boomie Spendin' mad bank, then robbin' the spoon bank I don't look like it but I'm ailin' and mad crank Don't give me grief, I'

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Top Ten TV Shows to Watch When Stuck on the Couch

Hey you loyal readers! April is here, which brings sunshine, flowers, smiles…and more time on a couch? Ugh. I don’t know about the rest of you, but I became best friends with two pillows and a remote when I was “couch-ridden”. We all know TV gets more and more ridiculous as the years go by.

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Humor: Everything I need to know, I learned from my 4 year old.

Ever see those posters saying "Everything I need to know I learned in Kindergarten?" Well my son is four, only in pre-school, and has taught me a ton. I find this particularly humorous, because this is the kid who insists he can go on a field trip to the future. (I usually tell him Why not?!) Her

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Sick Humor: Holiday Season

Things to Avoid and Things to Embrace Over the Holiday Season. Sometimes you just have to laugh. AVOID: 1. Watching the movie It’s a Wonderful Life, again 2. Eating the third piece of pumpkin pie 3. Sloppy, wet kisses from people you only see once a year (it’s flu season, after all) 4. Egg Nog

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Trick-Or-Treats? “Sick” for Once on the OUTSIDE

Happy Halloween! Well in the humor of the season it’s the perfect time to talk make-up. What do you mean you don’t like blue eye shadow? No wait! Hear me out! Halloween is a great time for both reflection, release and expression. A time where every adult can be a kid and the night becomes a fun

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